Kick Drum

I always run up the stairs at my parents’ house on all fours. Even today. For starters, it’s covered in blue carpet that invites squeezing, which is one of several things I am able to do with my hands. And, because you’re probably now wondering, other hand skills include playing guitar, coarsely tearing sensitive documents… Continue reading Kick Drum

WICF Daily: Spotlight: Laura Burns

Written & published by WICF Daily | Laura Burns is a comedian and writer based just outside Boston in Arlington, Massachusetts. She is well known around New England for her diverse set of talents, which recently culminated in her 40-minute solo variety show Burns! at ImprovBoston’s Sketchaus. At Bates College in Lewiston, Maine, she performed improv with… Continue reading WICF Daily: Spotlight: Laura Burns

Somerville Classified Listings: Ogre’s Pocket for Rent (2 Rotisserie Bison or Best Offer)

Published by Out of Stock | City rents are bloated. It’s shameful as hell. Why not sign a lease for this ogre’s lapel? Come live in my pocket; it’s spacious and clean, and my blazer’s lining’s a pleasing sateen. The thermostat’s stuck at 98.6 degrees, but no neighbors to deal with (not counting the fleas). Make… Continue reading Somerville Classified Listings: Ogre’s Pocket for Rent (2 Rotisserie Bison or Best Offer)