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Somerville classified listings: ogre’s pocket for rent (2 rotisserie bison or best offer)

Published by Out of Stock | City rents are bloated. It’s shameful as hell. Why not sign a lease for this ogre’s lapel? Come live in my pocket; it’s spacious and clean, and my blazer’s lining’s a pleasing sateen. The thermostat’s stuck at 98.6 degrees, but no neighbors to deal with (not counting the fleas). Make… Continue reading Somerville classified listings: ogre’s pocket for rent (2 rotisserie bison or best offer)